Child's Bitch For The Rest Of Your Life Card

Welcome to the ultimate parenting club! Our card, 'You’re Now Your Child’s Bitch,' celebrates the hilarious truth of parenthood with a cheeky grin. Perfect for new parents or those deep in the trenches, this card brings a laugh and a high-five to the journey of raising kids. Because let’s face it—sometimes the best way to survive the chaos is with a little humour! 

Greeting Cards

10.5cm x 14.8cm

Premium, matte 400gsm

Individually wrapped in a cello sleeve including a premium white envelope enclosed in a mailer.